Example SMS:
Yesterday the police found a brainless body with a tiny penis. P.S. My dear, ring up, I worry!!!
Do you know what do people say behind you? …. - First-class Polly!
I wanted to send for you something beautiful, delicate, erotic (sensual), clever and jolly but I can’t go in screen.
Listen, what’s wrong with your phone? I call you and I’m told – subscriber at present makes sex, wait for your turn.
New effective pill for women: «Tablets for headache».
Christmas is the time when dad tries to convince his kids he is Santa-Claus and his wife – he is not.







